stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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