ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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