I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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