another moral hangover. fuck.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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