whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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