How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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