I don't think brook has ever known best
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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