So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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