dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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