I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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