im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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