i would punch a child for taco bell
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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