You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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