guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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