also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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