Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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