The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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