sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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