my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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