Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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