I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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