I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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