It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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