I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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