Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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