You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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