sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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