Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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