Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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