I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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