Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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