haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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