She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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