Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize
