carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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