that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
