How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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