He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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