so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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