then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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