I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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