dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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