OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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