dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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