So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
