So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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