I wanna passion pit in your ass
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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