How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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