do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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