was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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