It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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