dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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