question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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