Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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