Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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