this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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