I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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